Thom Whalen's Secret Life...

So you thought that was Pierce Brosnan
fleeing through the volcanic ash with
Linda Hamilton in the movie Dante's Peak...
Look again.

And Antonio Banderas dancing a tango with
Madonna in Evita...
Not hardly.

Or Mark Hamil fighting Empire storm troopers with
Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford in Star Wars...
I think not.

Or Arnold Swartzenhager getting some warmth
in Batman and Robin...
No way.